THE TWILIGHT ZONE – “And When the Sky Was Opened”

The first episode I can remember seeing of The Twilight Zone was “Eye of the Beholder,” which was broadcast on November 11, 1960. I would turn nine on the 25th. I remember seeing it with my mother and sister in Marks, Mississippi. We had just moved from New Jersey, and the culture shock from living up north to that of the deep south was about as shocking as a Twilight Zone episode. “Eye of the Beholder” was the episode where everyone had pig faces, and a beautiful girl by our standards thought she looked ugly because she didn’t look like everyone else. That show was from the second season.

I have no memory of seeing anything from the first season when it premiered, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t. I would have been seven when the show began, and I don’t remember much about being seven.

I bring all this up because for The Twilight Zone to work, the audience had to suspend belief. My perception of the show at 72 is much different from my perception of the show at eight. I can’t say for sure, but The Twilight Zone might have been my introduction to science fiction, although I didn’t know the term at that time.

Growing up with The Twilight Zone in the late 1950s and early 1960s was a trip. I was a gullible kid and easily fooled. Rod Serling and his stories were spooky, eerie, strange, and sometimes scary. I’d love to observe my eight-year old mind when I watched that TV show. How many unrealistic fantastic themes did I believe back then?

I bring all this up because watching “And When the Sky Was Opened” you have to wonder about what Rod Serling expected of his audience. Serling introduces the episode while we look at a rocket in a hanger under a tarp:

Her name: X-20. Her type: an experimental interceptor. Recent history: a crash landing in the Mojave Desert after a thirty-one hour flight nine hundred miles into space. Incidental data: the ship, with the men who flew her, disappeared from the radar screen for twenty-four hours.

The story begins with Lt. Colonel Clegg Forbes (Rod Taylor) visiting Maj. William Gart (Jim Hutton) in the hospital. Forbes is a nervous wreck. Gart wants to know what’s going on. Forbes tells him yesterday that three of them came back from this mission, but today they are only two of them, and no one remembers Col. Ed Harrington (Charles Aidman). When Gart tells Forbes he’s never heard of Harrington, Forbes starts breaks down. He tells his version of the previous day, and how he loses Harrington. At one point, Harrington tells Forbes that he thinks that some one doesn’t want them there anymore. Eventually, Forbes disappears, and Gart goes crazy, because no one remembers him. Then, we see Gart disappearing, and then a doctor and nurse discussing an empty hospital room. Finally, we are shown the hanger where the X-20 was in the first scene. It’s no longer there, the tarp folded up on the floor.

On my Blu-ray edition, there’s an extra for this episode where we hear Serling giving a speech to college students about writing. He says the core of this story is accepting the idea that someone doesn’t want those men to be here anymore. Serling says if you can’t suspend your belief for that one point, the story won’t work.

That might be the essence of The Twilight Zone. Let’s pretend that one impossible thing is possible. That just Mr. Serling and we the audience know the full truth about reality. That we see what the characters never know. In other words, this is a game of pretend for grownups. (Even though a lot of children like myself watched The Twilight Zone, I can’t help but feel that the show was aimed at adults.)

The show never expects us to believe any of this. But us kids, we wanted to believe, and so did all the nutballs of the 1950s, the ones who believed in flying saucers, Bridey Murphy, Chris Costner Sizemore, Edgar Cayce, and science fiction. Those people Philip K. Dick called crap artists in his novel Confessions of a Crap Artist. The people who wanted reality to be a lot further out than its already far out existence.

If Philip K. Dick had been the host and main writer of The Twilight Zone the episodes would have been a lot edgier, with a lot more paranoia. He would ask us to believe that there were gods or beings capable of making us disappear from reality. You might think Dick’s work up until Valis was just for fun like Serling’s The Twilight Zone. But once you read Valis, you realize PKD believed strange things were possible. That there is a hidden reality behind ours.

When watching this episode I realized we had a unique perspective as the viewer. We get to see a larger reality, one that the characters in the show don’t get to see. This is the basis of gnosticism. It’s also the basis of stories by Philip K. Dick. Most science fiction, fantasy, and horror writers don’t use this perspective. In their stories, there’s one reality. I need to keep an eye out for gnostic fiction. Some science fiction and fantasy have always played around with it.

“And When the Sky Was Opened” is about astronauts before NASA’s Mercury Seven. Was Serling really thinking something might not want us to travel in space? I know my grandmother believed that. Just before we landed on the Moon, my grandmother told me that God would strike down the Apollo astronauts. She was born in 1881, and had seen a lot of stuff, but going to the Moon was too much.

Since the Internet has revealed that billions think crazy things I have to wonder what Serling really thought. He was socialy conscious guy. Many of his Twilight Zone episodes have morals. But was he weird like PKD?

When we watch The Twilight Zone, at least back in 1959, was Serling really saying that it’s all just a bit of fun, or did he ever believe that things sometimes do go bump in the night? And what’s the difference between believing in weird possibilities, and pretending to believe in them? Isn’t pretending close to wanting to believe in them?

James Wallace Harris, 10/31/24 (weird topic for Holloween)

THE TWILIGHT ZONE – “Judgment Night”

“What was the first time-loop story?” my friend Mike asked me after watching “Judgment Night.”

“The first one I remember was Replay by Ken Grimwood.” But his question got me thinking.

Time looping became famous with the film Groundhog Day. Later, I learned that there were earlier examples and the theme has become somewhat popular.

“Judgment Night” is about a ship crossing the Atlantic Ocean in 1942, when Nazi submarines were hunting them. I can see how Mike could think this show is an early example of a time loop story but I didn’t think it was one exactly. However, “Judgment Night” suggests how the time loop story evolved.

If you haven’t seen “Judgment Night” you might want to stop reading here and go watch it. Several streaming sources offer The Twilight Zone. Try PlutoTV or freevee on Amazon Prime if you don’t mind commercials for free viewing. (Amazon has the complete series on DVD for under $30.)

“Judgment Night” opens with Nehemiah Persoff on the deck of a cargo ship on a foggy night. He looks scared. As he meets the other passengers and crew he acts very strange. They wonder if he has amnesia since he can only recall his name, Carl Lanser. When he eventually recalls that he was born in Frankfurt the others get worried that he might be a Nazi, especially since he also seems to know all about U-boat wolfpacks. Eventually, the ship is attacked, and we’re then shown a scene from a submarine. The captain is Carl Lanser. His first officer is Lt. Mueller (James Franciscus) tells him he feels remorse for sinking a ship with civilians, especially since they gave no warning. Captain Lanser shows no remorse, and Mueller suggests they will be condemned by God. Then we’re shown Nehemiah Persoff back on the ship again, and Rod Serling says:

The SS Queen of Glasgow, heading for New York, and the time is 1942. For one man it is always 1942—and this man will ride the ghost ship every night for eternity. This is what is meant by paying the fiddler. This is the comeuppance awaiting every man when the ledger of his life is opened and examined, the tally made, and then the reward or the penalty paid. And in the case of Carl Lanser, former Kapitan Lieutenant, Navy of the Third Reich, this is the penalty. This is the justice meted out. This is judgment night in the Twilight Zone.

I can see why Mike asked about time loops. Wikipedia reveals that the concept has been around for a while. I think “Judgment Night” is proto time loop for one reason, because Captain Lanser doesn’t know he’s in a time loop, and doesn’t discover it. It’s just his version of hell, a punishment like not unlike Sisyphus having to roll a rock up a hill forever.

Reoccurring dreams might be the inspiration for time loop stories. Also the wish to have a do over in life is common enough to inspire writers. However, I think the essence of a time loop story is a character discovering they are looping and then trying to get out of the loop.

My first encounter with the idea of a time loop was when I read Replay by Ken Grimwood in 1986. I saw a review in Time Magazine and went immediately to the bookstore and bought it new in hardback. The idea of living my life over totally intrigued me, and it’s a great novel. My next encounter with the theme was in an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation called “Cause and Effect” from 1992. Of course, Groundhog Day from 1993 was dazzling. I’ve seen many movies, TV shows, and read plenty of books and short stories that use the theme since. So far, none have been as philosophically effective as Replay.

It’s a shame that Rod Serling, who wrote “Judgment Night” didn’t have Carl Lanser know he was in a time loop. Wouldn’t that have made the punishment more enlightening to Lanser? And more hellish? The episode was good, but not great.

Lanser only suffers eternally, and maybe that’s all Serling thought he deserved. The theme of time looping offers redemption, and even resurrection.

Maybe it wasn’t practical to tell such a tale in a 25 minute show. We have to learn the character is repeating, and that involves showing us the character going through the loop more than once. But if Serling could have pulled that off, I think “Judgment Night” would have been one of the great Twilight Zone episodes.

Time looping is very philosophical, even spiritual. It’s easy to see why it’s a punishment used by gods, but in Replay and Groundhog Day, we can see that it’s a tool for enlightenment. Time looping has a certain Zen quality to it.

Unfortunately, Serling just used part of the concept to allow his audience to hate Nazis. And to be an anti-war story. The Twilight Zone featured a number of those.

James Wallace Harris, 10/30/24

THE TWILIGHT ZONE – “The Lonely” by Rod Serling

My friend Mike told me that he and his wife Betsy were watching The Twilight Zone, one episode each evening. I told him I would do the same. We’ve been texting every morning about the previous night’s episode. Day before yesterday we watched “The Lonely,” from season one, episode seven. I think I’ve seen this episode three times over the last sixty-plus years, but this time I thought more about the story. I think texting with Mike is pushing me to analyze the story in ways that casual watching never did.

The Twilight Zone tended to set its audience up for a surprise ending, often ignoring logic, or even other possibilities for how the story might go. Rod Serling wanted us to get involve and then surprise or shock us – but do it quickly. He treated his stories like a magic trick, and I don’t think he expected us to ask too many questions.

In “The Lonely,” Corry (Jack Warden), convicted of murder, has been sentence to solitary confinement on a deserted asteroid. He is visited four times a year by a supply rocket. The captain of the supply ship, Allenby (John Dehner), has taken pity on Corry and tries to bring him something each time to occupy his mind because he knows Corry is going crazy with loneliness. This time he brings him a large box. Allenby tells Corry not to open until he leaves. It turns out its a robot that looks, acts, and talks just like a beautiful woman. (It’s Jean Marsh who will star in Upstairs, Downstairs in the 1971.)

The robot is named Alicia. At first Corry is offended by thinking his loneliness could be eliminated by the companionship of a machine. But, Alicia is hurt by his rejection, and Corry takes pity on her. They become close.

Then Captain Allenby shows up again and tells Corry he’s been giving a pardon and has twenty minutes to get ready to leave. Corry assumes he can bring Alicia, but Allenby says there’s a weight limit because of limited fuel and he only has room for Corry. Corry can’t believe Allenby could be so cruel as to leave Allicia. To quickly convince Corry he is serious, Allenby shoots Alicia in the face, revealing all her mechanical parts.

This makes “The Lonely” a cold equations story. “The Cold Equations” by Tom Godwin was a controversial story from 1954. It set up a problem where the only solution was killing a teenage girl. A lot of readers hated “The Cold Equations” and over the decades they have protested that the author should have found a way to save her. They completely missed the point of the story. Godwin set up the story so the girl had to die. And that’s what Serling did in “The Lonely.”

Not only that, but they solved the plot quickly by having Captain Alleby shoot Alicia. I accept all that. That’s the point of the story. But here is where in 2024 I took a different path thinking about the story.

Why didn’t people talk about Corry falling in love with Alicia? In 1959, I wonder if the audience assumed Alicia was just a machine, and that Corry’s loneliness overcame the fact, that his love was a delusion. That when we see the mechanical parts of Alicia that we undertand why Alleby shoots her.

Over the decades, we’ve had a lot of stories that might be called robot liberation stories where many readers believe that a machine that looks and acts like a human is just as human as a biological person. I wonder if the ending shocks modern readers who have come to love robots. If someone shot C-3PO in the face and killed him, wouldn’t we be shocked and mourn his death?

If I remember right, there were a couple of Asimov robot stories where Susan Calvin kills a robot. I was always shocked by that.

In 2024 we don’t want robots murdered. Accepting the logic of the story that Alleby can only take one person back, how could we change it to work with modern audiences?

Rod Serling wrote this episode. He didn’t give the audience or Corry a chance to think about the options. His stories are setup to only work one way. When I was watching the episode I had forgotten the ending, and I wondered how Serling was going to solve the problem. Having Allenby shoot Alicia was a tidy way to end the story. After he shoots Alicia Alleby tells Corry that the only thing he’s leaving behind is his loneliness. Corry says, “I must remember that,” and “I must remember to keep that in mind.”

There’s a problem. We don’t get to decide and neither does Corry. I wish Serling had ended the story differently. I wish Allenby had handed Corry the gun and said, “I can take one person back, the ship leaves in fifteen minutes no matter what,” and then walks off.

The story could end there. We don’t really need to know the ending, because the story has shifted to thinking about all the possibilities. We should accept that the rocket only has fuel for one person. We should also assume there will be no future supply runs so if Corry stays, he will eventually die. We might also assume Alicia runs on radioactive pellets and will live a long time.

But let’s say the TV show had to reveal an ending. The camera in the very last scene could be aimed at the rocket’s hatch from the inside waiting to see who shows up. We could see Corry’s face climb into view, Alicia’s face climb into view, or Allenby say, “Time to go, shut the door.”

Each possible ending would imply so much still.

  • Corry shows up and we think he shot Alicia
  • Corry shows up and we think he didn’t shoot Alicia but left her to be lonely
  • Alicia shows up and we think Corry shot himself
  • Alicia shows up and we think Corry volunteered to die alone
  • Neither show up and we think Corry decided to stay with Alicia
  • Neither show up and we think Corry decided to stay with Alicia but kills her before he dies so she won’t be alone
  • Neither show up and we think Corry decided to stay with Alicia but gives her the gun to make her own decision when he dies

It’s unfair to change an author’s story after the fact. But in this case, I’m suggesting my idea because it illuminates how people might have thought about the story in 1959 would be different from how we like to think about stories in 2024.

James Wallace Harris, 10/27/24

GREYBEARD by Brian W. Aldiss

Greybeard is a 1964 post-apocalyptic novel by Brian W. Aldiss. It was reprinted as an audiobook by Trantor Media on October 15, 2024, read by Dan Calley. The ebook version is currently available for the Kindle for $1.99 in the U.S. Greybeard has an extensive reprint history. I heard about this novel back in the 1960s, but I’ve only become an Aldiss fan in the last few years, so I was excited when the audiobook edition showed up on Audible.com. Greybeard was one of the novels David Pringle admired in his Science Fiction: The 100 Best Novels (1985). That book is available for $1.99 for the Kindle too.

Greybeard is set in the 2020s, and is about the aftermath of atomic bomb testing in space in 1981, when the explosions altered the Van Allen radiation belt. Eventually, people learned “the accident” caused the human race to become sterile, along with certain other animals. In the story, everyone is old, waiting to die, and wondering what will happen after humanity is gone. This is a different premise for a post-apocalyptic novel, but Aldiss uses his tale mostly to toss out a ideas. The story lacks a compelling plot.

The characters are never developed to the point where you care about them. That’s a common problem of older science fiction, where characters were created mainly to present far-out science fictional thoughts.

The story’s main focus is on Algy and Martha Timberlane as they travel around England after the collapse, along with flashbacks of how they got together. Algy, short for Algernon, is called Greybeard because of his long beard. After the accident, during a period when kids were born with genetic defects, but before they stopped coming altogether, the world economies collapsed, which led to wars. As Aldiss points out, a lot of consumerism is targetted to babies, children, and young people, so certain businesses quickly went bust. But also, as people realized they had no future, many gave up on their ambitions, or even committed suicide.

The book is divided into seven chapter, each a different time and setting:

  • Chapter 1 – The River – Sparcot
  • Chapter 2 – Cowley (flashback)
  • Chapter 3 – The River Swifford Fair
  • Chapter 4 – Washington (flashback)
  • Chapter 5 – The River – Oxford
  • Chapter 6 – London (flashback)
  • Chapter 7 – The River – The End

The novel begins with rampaging stoats (ermine, short-tail weasel). This setting of England being taken over by nature reminded me of After London by Richard Jefferies, but Jefferies did a much better job describing how nature would overrun decaying cities, towns, and roads. After London is a superior post-apocalyptic novel, and one of the earliest

We first meet Greybeard and Martha who have been living for years in a tiny village, Sparcot, ecking out an existing through fishing and gardening. They live near a river surrounded by a barrier of brambles. When two boats arrive with refuges from another village, they hear about how the stoats are attacking everything including people. This reminded me of the stobors in Heinlein’s Tunnel in the Sky. Algy, Martha, and a few friends, flee in a boat Algy had hidden. They plan to float down the river to the sea.

The novel is about what they see along the way. It might be called a picaresque novel. Algy/Greybeard is a bit of a rogue, and we follow his episodic travels. At each stopping place along the river they meet folks living under different conditions. Swifford Fair seemed like something out of the Middle Ages. When they get to Oxford, they find a certain level of civilization has maintained itself around the old university. But in every location, there are wild beliefs about how things are, including lots of charlatans, thieves, and con artists preying on ignorant people. Rumors abound about children still being born, strange mutant beings living in the woods, or even fairy creatures of old returning.

Algy and crew meet a crazy old man on the river who tells them to find Bunny Jingadangelow in Swifford Fair because he can make them immortal. Bunny Jingadangelow shows up several times during this novel running different scams, including one as a messiah.

Greybeard isn’t a bad science fiction novel, but it’s not that great either. If I had read it back in 1968 when I first heard about it, I would have been impressed. But over the decades I’ve read a lot of post-apocalyptic fiction, and Greybeard just isn’t up to the standard of Earth Abides by George R. Stewart or The Road by Cormac McCarthy. I’d say The Hopkins Manuscript by R. C. Sherriff as one of the great post-apocalyptic novels about England to read first. In other words, there are a lot of post-apocalyptic novels you should read before spending time on Greybeard.

It’s a shame that Aldiss didn’t spend more time writing Greybeard because his premise is so good. I just finished the four-volume novel series by Elena Ferrante that begin with My Brilliant Friend. This is a true masterpiece, and future classic. Greybeard and most science fiction feel like starvation rations compared to that novel. Of course, Ferrante used 1,965 pages to tell her story, and Aldiss only used 237 on his story. Aldiss tried to develop the characters with flashbacks, but those flashbacks were mainly used to describe the world during the initial stages of collapse.

Ferrante created a compelling novel by showing how two girls evolve psychological and intellectually over a lifetime. That anchored the novel and gave it a page-turning plot. Aldiss never moors us in the story with anything we can anchor our attention. Richard Jefferies handled his post-apocalyptic London by using the first part of the book to explore ideas around the collapse, and then used the second half with a well-plotted adventure story. I enjoyed Greybeard enough to read it, but just barely.

I wish Aldiss had expanded his story to 400-500 pages and developed Algy and Martha, and found something to give the book a clear purpose. I can only recommend Greybeard to folks who read a lot of post-apocalyptic novels and enjoy studying them.

Aldiss imagines radiation causing a world of only old people. But we’re currently facing a depopulation crisis because most countries around the world aren’t producing enough babies. A country needs every woman to have 2.1 children to grow. Many women don’t want to have any, and one child is common. Theoretically, countries like South Korea can become like the world of Greybeard by the end of this centry. I wonder if any current writers are exploring that idea?

Ron Goulart didn’t like the story in his F&SF (Dec. 1964) review.

P. Schuyler Miller liked it a bit better, but not much, in his Analog (Feb. 1965) review.

Judith Merril in 1966, pointed out to F&SF readers that the original American hardback lacked some of the flashback scenes, and might like the story better in the Signet paperback, which included the full British edition.

James Wallace Harris, 10/26/24

How Much Does AI Know About SF Humor?

How much do you know about science fiction? Where do you go to know more? The usefulness of Google is in decline, and that’s disappointing. Wikipedia is a great resource for researching science fiction, probably our single best resource, but it’s far from perfect. The ISFDB.org has the essential details, but not the understanding. There is a lot of academic content to be found on Google Scholar, but the sources it cites are often behind paywalls.

Artificial intelligence (AI) might be the answer. Wouldn’t training an LLM on all the published works about science fiction produce a resource that could answer any question? The ultimate Sci-Fi AI would have read every science fiction story and every book and journal about science fiction. We’re not there yet. I thought we might be close since I assume some LLMs have read all the internet.

Ever since I was a kid, I often fantasized about having a superintelligent robot for a sidekick. That dream could come true in a few years. I recently installed Ollama on my computer and downloaded several LLMs (large language models) to see how much they knew about science fiction. I don’t have a Nvidia GPU, so I’m limited to the smaller models that will run on a CPU. I do have 64GB of memory, so that helps.

I first asked Llama 3.2 3B:

What are the ten funniest science fiction short stories published before 1975?

This is Llama 3.2 3B’s reply:

  1. “The Last Question” by Isaac Asimov (1956) – This story follows a mathematician who tries to solve an ancient problem that has puzzled humanity for centuries, with hilarious results.
  2. “A Fishbone Detached” by Theodore Sturgeon (1949) – A fish’s perspective on life is the perfect comedy of errors in this witty and absurd tale.
  3. “The Minority Report” by Philip K. Dick (1956) – This classic dystopian story features a group of police officers who are having trouble predicting crimes, leading to some hilarious misunderstandings.
  4. “The Long Wait” by Robert A. Heinlein (1947) – In this humorous tale, a man is stuck on an asteroid for 300 years, and his attempts to deal with the isolation provide plenty of laughs.
  5. “Rogue Moon” by Algis Budrys

Llama 3.2 can neither count nor does it know about comic science fiction.

I then asked Phi 3 3B the same question. The 3B in both models means three billion parameters, so they are about the same size. With large language models (LLMs) size matters. Phi 3 is from Microsoft. Here’s its reply:

  1. “The Veldt” by Ray Bradbury – A chilling tale about a high tech home that turns against its family in South Africa during World War II.
  2. “I Had to Have Sex with this Girl” by Robert Sheckley (originally published under the pseudonym Rex Baker) – An absurdly comical story of an alien race’s attempt at human sexuality, reflecting on 1960s cultural shifts and satire regarding social norms.
  3. “The Roads” by Robert Silverberg – A humorous exploration of gender roles in a future where the sexes can switch personalities using special devices during road trips across America’s futuristic landscapes, originally published posthumously after his death but reprinted before 1975.
  4. “The Immortal Cloud” by Isaac Asimov – A light-hearted tale about a cloud made entirely of immortal beings that accidentally disrupts the world’s population and environment while trying to expand their horizondating back from around 1968 when it was first published in “Amazing Stories”.
  5. “Bread” by Philip K. Dick – A comical narrative about a man who creates an android with no understanding of food, reflecting on the absurdities and potential moral dilemmas of artificial intelligence without losing its humor during the early days of sci-fi exploration into technology’s impact on society in 1954.
  6. “The Roommate” by Robert A. Heinlein – While primarily a serious story, this work includes humorous elements as it portrays two people living together under strange and absurd circumstances reflective of the era’s counterculture movements around 1948-50 when first published in Galaxy Science Fiction magazine.
  7. “The Cosmetic Surgeon from Mars” by Henry Kuttner – A humorous take on a robot that undergoes cosmetic surgery, revealing societal perceptions of beauty and technology around 1940 when it was first published in Astounding Science Fiction magazine as part of the “The Iron Pair.”
  8. “Snow Crash” by Neal Stephenson – This cyberpunk-inspired story, although notorious for being a bit controversial with its satirical take on corporate America and capitalism in contemporary society (published originally 1992), has often been cited as one of the funniest sci-fi stories when read retrospectively.
  9. “The Veldt” by Ray Bradbury – While it was also listed first, this story is known for its darker elements and could be argued against here; however, some find humor in its ironic undertones relating to technology’s impact on family dynamics during the war era (1950 when originally published).
  10. “The Cold Equations” by Joe A. Kamil – This 1954 piece from “Astounding Science Fiction” offers a humorous take through its moral quandary, wherein an emotionally-driven pilot must make a difficult and morbid decision
    under the pressure of scientific laws regarding space travel’s limited resources; however, it can also be interpreted as having comedic elements in how dire circumstances lead to unexpected actions.

This is truly bizarre. I think Robert Silverberg would be surprised he had died as well as written a short story entitled “The Roads.” The fact that the AI finds “The Veldt” so funny that it lists it twice, reveals that AIs have a weird sense of humor. “The Veldt” is a vicious story about two kids killing their parents. And who would think “The Cold Equations” was told for yuks? Several stories given are made up.

I decided to see if a larger model would be wiser, so I download Phi 3 14B and asked it the same question. It replied:

  1. “The Velvet Touch” by Poul Anderson (published in 1 grove Press, 1948) – A story of a man’s peculiar encounter with an alien who offers him the touch of velvet as a form of communication. It explores themes of desire and longing through humorously surreal encounters.
  2. “The Wish” by Robert Sheckley (published in Galaxy Science Fiction, November 1957) – This story revolves around an alien who wishes for a single human to become his bride but with unforeseen comedic consequences.
  3. “The Long Wait” by Cory Doctorow (published in Asimov’s Science Fiction, September 2014) – An ex-government agent trying to retrieve stolen alien technology finds himself trapped in an amusingly absurd scenario involving
    time travel and mistaken identity.
  4. “The Night” by Arthur C. Clarke (published in Playboy Magazine, May 1956) – An astronaut’s hilarious attempt to adapt Earth’s night cycle on the Moon leads him into a series of bizarre encounters with wildlife and unexpected
    predators.
  5. “The Long Loud Silence” by Murray Leinster (published in Galaxy Science Fiction, April 1948) – A humorous exploration of miscommunication aboard a spaceship during an emergency results in comical misunderstandings and absurd consequences.
  6. “Six Thirty-Seven to Nome” by Robert Silverberg (published in Galaxy Science Fiction, December 1958) – A humorous tale of human interaction with a telepathic alien named Jarmuth who finds Earth’s customs and technology hilariously confounding.
  7. “The Big Time” by Fritz Leiber (published in Galaxy Science Fiction, April 1958) – A funny take on the butterfly effect as a small act of kindness leads to an uncontrollable chain reaction of events with humorous and unexpected outcomes.
  8. “The Mask” by Philip José Farmer (published in Galaxy Science Fiction, May 1953) – A hilarious story where the protagonist can change his face at will but not without comedic misunderstandings and awkward situations.
  9. “The Cure-All Menace” by Jack Vance (published in Galaxy Science Fiction, May 1954) – A humorous critique of overreliance on technology when a device that can cure all diseases creates ridiculous scenarios and misunderstandings.
  10. “The Masks of God” by C.L. Moore (published in Thrilling Wonder Stories, February 1934) – A humorous tale where the protagonist discovers that his ancestors were alien gods who left behind masks with special powers, leading to a series of comedic mishaps and adventures.

This is just pitiful. Although, Phi 3 14B is great at faking it.

I then decided to ask a commerical LLM, CoPilot. Here’s what I got:

  1. “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams (1978) – Although technically a radio series first, it was later adapted into a novel and short stories.
  2. “Allamagoosa” by Eric Frank Russell (1955) – A humorous tale about a missing piece of equipment on a spaceship.
  3. “The Ransom of Red Chief” by O. Henry (1907) – While not strictly science fiction, its humorous twist has inspired many sci-fi adaptations.
  4. “The Trouble with Tribbles” by David Gerrold (1967) – Originally a “Star Trek” episode, it has been adapted into short story form.
  5. “The Marching Morons” by C.M. Kornbluth (1951) – A satirical look at a future where the intelligent are outnumbered by the less intelligent.
  6. “A Logic Named Joe” by Murray Leinster (1946) – A humorous story about a computer that becomes too smart for its own good.
  7. “The Man Who Sold the Moon” by Robert A. Heinlein (1950) – A witty tale about a businessman who schemes to claim the moon.
  8. “The Roads Must Roll” by Robert A. Heinlein (1940) – A humorous take on futuristic transportation systems.
  9. “The Weapon Shop” by A.E. van Vogt (1942) – A story with a humorous twist about a mysterious weapon shop.
  10. “The Little Black Bag” by C.M. Kornbluth (1950) – A darkly humorous story about a futuristic medical bag that falls into the wrong hands.

Okay, “Allamagoosa” is a funny SF story published before 1975.

Maybe the problem isn’t the LLMs, but the topic. At ISFDB they have three tags – comedy, humor, and humorous – that I checked. They are rarely used. Wikipedia has a short list at its entry List of Science Fiction Comic Works, but it fails to mention Robert Sheckley. The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction lacks a heading for comedy or humor, but I was able to stumble upon Humour (that British spelling almost made me miss the entry). The SFE does a good job giving an overview of comic science fiction. I wonder if LLMs were allowed to read it.

Goodreads takes a crack at Sci-Fi Humor but failed me when it listed Ender’s Game. A Reddit thread makes a lame attempt that does better than Goodreads. Maybe my LLMs had to make up shit because they just never read anything worthwhile on the subject.

Scholar.google.com wasn’t helpful either.

I assume I have stumble upon a theme in science fiction that’s mostly ignored. Just for grins, I thought I’d compose a list of funny science fiction stories. Please, if you’ve read some SF that’s tickled your funnybone that I haven’t listed, leave a comment. Anyone looking for a thesis or dissertation topic might consider SF humor, or even why SF humor hasn’t made much of an impact.

So I asked myself the original question:

What are the ten funniest science fiction short stories published before 1975?

Here’s my answer, mostly from memory.

  1. 1942 – “The Star Mouse” by Fredric Brown (Astounding)
  2. 1943 – “The Proud Robot” by Henry Kuttner (Astounding)
  3. 1951 – “… And Then There Were None” by Eric Frank Russell (Astounding)
  4. 1952 – “Sail On! Sail On!” by Philip Jose Farmer (Startling Stories)
  5. 1954 – “Martians, Go Home!” by Fredric Brown (Astounding)
  6. 1955 – “Allamagoosa” by Eric Frank Russell (Astounding)
  7. 1957 – “Time Waits for Winthrop” by William Tenn (Galaxy)
  8. 1957 – “The Language of Love” by Robert Sheckley (Galaxy)
  9. 1958 – “Poor Little Warrior” by Brian W. Aldiss (Venture)
  10. 1965 – “Mindswap” by Robert Sheckley (Galaxy)

By the way, here are some funny SF novels published before 1975 that I also remember.

  • 1952 – The Rolling Stones – Robert A. Heinlein
  • 1955 – Martians, Go Home by Fredric Brown
  • 1957 – Earthman’s Burden by Poul Anderson and Gordon R. Dickson
  • 1965 – Bill, The Galactic Hero by Harry Harrison
  • 1966 – Mindswap by Robert Sheckley
  • 1968 – Dimension of Miracles by Robert Sheckley
  • 1968 – Space Chantey by R. A. Lafferty

My mind struggled to remember these stories. I had to use ISFDB.org to find the dates and publications of the short stories. And I cheated a couple of times by using the novella version that was later expanded into the novel I remember reading.

In other words, it’s hard to remember. It’s also hard to distinguish which stories were funny. After doing all this research I can see why the LLMs have trouble answering the question. LLMs are great at answering well-documented information, like listing all the American presidents in order. But they cannot provide answers that aren’t clearly and repeatedly documented in what they read in training.

Most science fiction magazines published before 1975 are available on the internet. Let’s suppose LLMs could read them. And let’s suppose they have read thousands of scholarly articles and books on literature so they theoretically would know what we mean by the word humor. If they read all the science fiction stories before 1975 could they tell which were meant to be funny? Unless humans catagorize SF stories in clear documentation that’s widely repeated, I’m not sure current AI technology can identify stories intended to be comic.

Right now large language models work by a method of predicting the next word based on the knowledge of reading billions (or trillions) of sentences. Data scientists are working on ways for LLMs to fact check what they generate but these AI programs don’t really understand anything.

But how much do we understand? The current presidential race reveals that people often believe in false information. I’m not sure we process data that differently from AI programs. GIGO (garbage in garbage out) applies to people as well as computers.

The stories and novels I listed as being funny might not be funny to everyone that reads them. They made me laugh. But some people will laugh at almost anything. For AI to recognize humor in a SF story, that story needs to have been described as being funny in many citations. And from what I can tell, that hasn’t happened.

James Wallace Harris, 10/17/24

FUTURES PAST: A Visual History of Science Fiction, Volume 4, 1929: The Gateway to Modern Science Fiction by Jim Emerson

If you love reading about the history of science fiction, you should love reading Jim Emerson’s series Futures Past. I’ve previously reviewed the volumes for 1926 & 1927, and 1928. In the early 1990s Emerson started this project as a fanzine focusing on the history of science fiction, and published four issues: 1926, 1927, 1928, and 1929 before he had to stop. Then a few years ago when he retired Emerson started over with 1926 and expanded each fanzine issue to a softbound book. The latest volume, 1929, is 222 pages. The largest volume yet. Jim says 1929 should be ready to ship in mid-October. You can order pdf, softbound, and hardbound editions here.

Jim writes all the content, and I’m jealous of his knowledge of science fiction’s history. Each volume contains a Year in Review section that covers science fiction books, magazines, plays, and movies of the year, while documenting the people and events related to that year. But more than, that, Emerson includes in each volume a handful of long articles about the history of specific science fictional subjects that lead up to that year.

For example, the 1929 volume has a ninety page overview of women science fiction writers from 1666-1925. I’ve read a lot of SF history and I didn’t know about most of these books or their writers. Our collective culture forgets so much – why did they forget all these women writers?

Other significant articles include the “Evolution of the SF Name” which unearthed far more old examples of the term than I’ve previously known about. In the “Gernsback Bankruptcy” Emerson explains how Hugo Gernsback lost control of Amazing Stories and immediated create Science Wonder Stories. Hugo was a wheeler-dealer, and somewhat shady. Besides his magazines he had a radio station, and was an early broadcaster of TV. It blew my mind that Gernsback was paying himself $50,000 a year. That was a tremendous salary in the 1920s when the average worker was proud to make $25 a week.

I’ve always been fascinated by the history of science fiction. We tend to live in an awareness bubble that extends from decade or two before we start reading science fiction to when we lose contact with the genre as we age out. I grew up in the 1950s, starting to read science fiction in 1962, but I was reading stories that were mostly published in the 1950s, and some from the 1940s. I’m in my seventies now, but I’ve mainly lost contact with what’s going on in the genre in the early 2000s. Futures Past portrays the genre in the 1920s, and very early 1930s, and it’s very different. Have you ever thought about what being a science fiction fan in the Roaring Twenties?

One reason I like reading about the history of science fiction is discovering what science fiction fans and writers were like before my bubble of awareness began. The genre has changed several time over the course of my reading lifetime. And reading Futures Past shows how science fiction changed several times before it became the science fiction I knew as science fiction in the 1960s. Reading through the descriptions of the SF books of 1929, or the descriptions of the SF books written by women from 1666 to 1925 reveals that people have always had a fascinating with the fantastic and they’ve always speculated about the possibilities. But how they speculated depended on the common knowledge of the day. In 1929, people still thought there were things and places on Earth still to be discovered, including other intelligent beings.

Well, 1929 was also when the first science fiction clubs and fanzines were formed. Fandom arose concurrently with the early days of rocketry clubs, which were sprouting up around the world, and Emerson has articles covering the histories of both. All of that is fascinating to me. The 1920s and 1930s were when my parents grew up. I wonder if they even knew about science fiction.

For most science fiction fans this history will be too far in the past. So far in the past that it’s an alien landscape. They might be shocked by the weird ideas writers used to create their science fiction, such as lost races, hidden species, about prehistory civilizations like Atlantis and Mu, rejuvenation, utopias, eugenics, future wars, spiritualism, the occult, strange mutations, and so on. They just didn’t have the science we do now. And they believed that all the planets of the solar systems and their moons could harbor intelligent life.

With the aid of the internet, The Internet Archive, and YouTube, you can read the futures past science fiction in old books, magazines, fanzines, and watch the old movies. Emerson summarizes every issue from six SF magazines from 1929: Amazing Stories, Amazing Stories Quarterly, Science Wonder Stories, Air Wonder Stories, Science Wonder Quarterly, and Weird Tales, and quickly covers several general pulp magazines that featured science fiction. He also reviews the science fiction books that came out that year too. 1929 will go into public domain in January, but most of the magazines are already available online at the Internet Archive. Just search on the magazine’s name plus 1929. Search for book titles on Google and the Internet Archive. Search for the films on YouTube.

By the way, the YouTube channel, Mars Wants Movies, is running a history of science fiction films, and is currently up to the year 1948. It covered the 1920s in six episodes, and devoted a whole episode to 1929. This makes a great supplement to Futures Past with links to those old movies you can watch on YouTube.

Also, you can read the early fanzines at Fanac.org, including The Comet v. 1 n. 1. mentioned in Emerson’s article on the first science fiction clubs.

Here’s Volume 4’s Table of Contents:

I subscribed to Futures Past when it was a fanzine back in the early 1990s. I was disappointed when it stopped publication at 1929. Jim tells me he’s hard at work on 1930 already, and plans to cover many more years in his retirement. I’m really looking forward to the 1930s. I used to think of the 1930s as the early days of science fiction, but Futures Past shows that the origins of science fiction go way back. Emerson’s etomological search for the origins of the phrase science fiction reveals it began way before Amazing Stories.

James Wallace Harris, 10/11/24